Monday, May 4, 2009

candy crazed kid killers (not really)

Their not killing kids(yet) but it seems like it. Kids at school just love candy. Today i saw this boy fall down and candy fell out of his binder. Yikes! Then, out of no where, these kids (or vultures) came to ask (rip out) if they could have some candy (body parts). If that confused you, this is what i meant, " Then, out of nowhere, these vultures came to rip out his body parts." Get my metaphor?
I blame the school. If they didn't have the candy store this wouldn't happen.
Uh, now what? i know! Do you know the MOST popular candy is? Sour straws. That is what the vultures wanted.
This one wasn't as long but, that's all i got. Peace!

1 comment:

  1. It actually amazes me that in this day and age of of 'proper meals at schools' you all have a candy store.

    Heck, we didn't even have that when I was a kid in the carefree 80s.

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